Sunday, February 10, 2019

Aries moon mars uranus

Take care babies. Think twice! My mom says that all the time! Open you eyes and think twice..
All decisions are not your responsibility and maybe you took on too much as usual.
It gets to be too many things to do and you need your rest time.
We all do. It has been a hectic time of rad change.
Do not make the mistake of being caught up in what the screen tells you every minute of the day. You seem to need to take on a side. Have it all  laid out, your way.
I know!

Look everything is temporary. True love is a false lie your hormones keep reminding you.
With the moon it is always something moving towards the insight and realizations, exposures. With the moon, one's fears become known to them. They have known all along. They know in their heart the deceptive nature of their own expectations. To expect others to follow greedily is asking too much.
Uranus brings extreme change and movement, seeking freedom..
Do what you want and if you allow these events to color you for life, well, guess what, growing old and bitching about the world is not what you are here for. This universe will continue on its own living journey with you no matter what.
( I do not know if I said that right.)
It is sort of a magic carpet ride. I know man, for some the carpet is stained or ripped apart by bad selfish people who are on our rock being dicks!
No, it is not always sweet thoughts in front of your computer whilst people all over our earth are still in the dark ages expecting miracles and goodness like people pretend jesus said. (nuff said about it))

One thing is for sure, things may get shaken up and of course it is a money thing. of course it is an ego thing. Aries has a big head. Hope fully the one you know has educated themselves and continues to do so because let me tell you one thing, an aries set in their old ways...well, one avoids conversations because why use words with an inconsolable person? It is really of no value whatsoever.
you are not here to convince others that you are right.
These archaic ideas with become dust because like it or not..you magic carpet is only for you. It does look amazing and you are more beautiful than ever.

(**this note is not just for aries**)

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

fat cat blues

fat cat blues
She is the fattest cat I have ever seen.
She is nervous and shy and has to tell you. She talks all night. She wants company to be awake with her.  I scold her because she is a grown cat, what the heck? "hey, stop!" I said to her! She stopped so I could sleep. She is so fat I can hear her walk and it wakes me up. ha ha ha, so fat!

We gave her a cleaning when she came and she is only fed  by me. To say that I did it is a lie. My daughter is the animal whisperer around here and I couldn't manage such complicated tasks, like bathing a cat. I do have an understanding with her and I know she likes me (the cat, not my daughter))but she already knows not to go on my bed or climb on the tables.
Bella, what the heck!



Monday, February 4, 2019

venus 0* capricorn sun moon mercury in aquarius

 a weirdly electric time




I wish I could find the words to describe
the way I feel inside
one way is extreme desires
the other is reality 

the swirling words that bribe me


the twirling moods that bind me to earth and my earthly
recreations

My feet firm on the ground
aware with each cell where they stand
aware with each breath  how far down my effort goes  goes before release and renew










Sunday, February 3, 2019

Coming Up In Soapmaking Tits To Toes Spa Renewal Kit





I have ordered some ground pumice and my plans are to make a foot scrubber soap bar  and then a butter for afterwards and make this a kit. It will come as a set with a nug of soap, foot butter and a vial of tits to toes fruit oil serum.
I know! It does sound amazing and I am so in love with this blend. Let us now attend to what it will bring.

  beautiful and a little masculine

We want our men to want to please us. We want to please our cosmic lover. Inviting with waves of juicy tree words through each fragrant molecule that enters our mind.

Renewal for your sole, ha!

Black Spruce is open to grand visions and brings refreshing joy in the room.
You must bring happiness, honey, when you come inside..
this is not time for snide
When entering smile, it makes everything pretty. Suddenly, you are more.


Lavender, spiky, dry, floral, refreshing, soothing, calming. Loads so that it will stand out.

Palo santo because it grounds you and clears your mind. It is something that will mix with the lavender like the threads that keep your comfy blanket together.

Holy basil.. a hidden secret helper,  keeps toxic vibes at bay

one drop peppermint..one.

I hope you join me in this lovely blend which will please us so much.



moon conjunct saturn and pluto

I, for one have lived this complex heavy "aspect" (moon saturn pluto capricorn) most of my life so, it is nothing new to me to feel burdened, heart broken, .locked in, trapped, having to carry other's burdens.
As a parent, the pain your kids go through are the same ones you may see of feel as they  grow.
It hurts us!
To let go! Loving someone is okay. Following them around to make sure they do what you want is too much.
Family wants that support from you. especially now. You will get your feelings hurt.

Did you see what  that old lady from Russia just said before she died at age over 120? "I never had one happy day in my life"
ha ha ha ha ha
I laughed because she still had it together in her last moments. She talked about Stalin and how her people were shipped out in cattle cars because that guy said they were bad people and needed to go. Women died from their bladder exploding because they were too embarrassed to pee in front of a locked crowd.
The smart ones peed.
I am making a solid point about happiness I guess.
As if Saturn in Capricorn hasn't had enough heavy vibes and learning and mother and father, all of it, no, that was not enough! Now, you have this with Pluto and well the moon is not helping with her freaking over exaggeration of hurts and boundaries.
Remember what is important!
If your pipes burst or your furnace breaks in -16 weather, your hurt feelings get put aside because there is work to be done and after the emergency of the work, you can go back and bask in your regrets once again! Make sure you pay attention to what needs done.
Ha ha ha
What, to much? Too much freaking PLUTO bringing insidious notions in peoples mind and other  people see it and reflect in their way and everyone is pissed because they held it on too long..
"I have never experienced one happy day in my life", she said!
Nothing?
Not even one lovely warm hot pee on your own?

Saturday, February 2, 2019

the moon is in capricorn a capricornian story











Soon, the tri aquarius team, moon sun merc, will charge us up and make us feel like we are actually one race of people in a whole body of god, but hey, as you know, I am against all religion because, sure, god loves you, I get it! Just you and me because we are tight.

If  you think about it too much you might rant for a year or two like I have  and perhaps always will.
 I am thinking on sweeter things, however the cappy moon makes me uber emo and I feel like I am carrying the world and some days, are, harder now and for me they will be for a few more months.
I am still creating you know. I am always creating something.

Yesterday, one of my regular shoppers ( I do not know what to call them) who is a political science major came in with her daughter who has perpetual constipation.
I know what the problems is!
 Her mother, a very bright Persian woman, loves to say she loves  prayer, always she says that first, I think it is a habit. What I see is the mother is very attached to keeping her girl so healthy that she is not healthy. She is pallid and says nothing while her mother chatters on.  I try to engage in real questions, like, " what do you do when you do not study, what do you study, anyhow?" "I study for medicine, maybe.."
she looked down when she said it, you know?
She does not want to be a doctor. I do not know what she wants to do, but honestly, she looked a little vacant just in case her mother, still talking, might find her private  thought and dissect it like a surgeon..
controlling her girl while choosing all the remedies and  what she will eat next. seriously lady, she is in college, not some desert island and she is 20, leave her alone!
This time we gave her some magnesium powder (we as in me) and some dandelion tea.
I know what the problem is.
she wants to tell her mom to piss off for a minute  so she an breathe but she is scared and now she is a slave to this controlling tight person which manifests her reflections on her girl. the poor girls liver!
Admittedly, I really kind of  enjoy her knowledge and fervent need to understand the body and herbal medicine. She should be a doctor, not the girl.



from the feet grounded as they are charged with earthly  life
traveling upwards and through each ancient cell of your body
and out of your  hands as each  of your mind's intention pours
over


renewal
healing
mending
gratitude



Friday, January 18, 2019

sun moon saturn lingers in capricorn

It could be as simple as a lovely friend who is much older.  Now, about this future in your mind right now. It feels nice to be understood and cared for in lovely ways. Learn how to be better. Give in to other's ideas  enough to  listen, learn and be alone just not too much :)
Define what is real to you and what your goals are. You do not  need to be with hurtful people but if your demands are over the top, be aware of what you are asking from people you love and others around you. In other words, you are not above reproach.

It is time to work harder and your bones will ache. Mine do because I work like a 20 year old, they make me. I really need to think about a new situation with a calmer body impact. om to that..I mean besides soap. Believe me, 8 bars of soap does not a water bill pay..lol soap is my love  not my money maker, I am afraid..awe..it is good babies, really...

There are transformations coming your way
no you can not really hide from your own mind.
Be sure to realize how lovely the water sparkles in the light
be a receiver of that healing life force fervent
capturing joy and releasing it as success..

You must allow for others to have the joy too. all the joy pay it forward.. Joyfully.

winter 2019
It could be your bones are not as sturdy as you thought..this includes teeth and bones and also skin being dry.As I write this I want you to allow others you have loved to be happy and enjoy their lives. Every human deserves god's sunshine on their head, I always say. All of them alright..all!
They are hungry to work and you hold them away. Oh man, I know I would hate to be among that big group of people, I know that. The whole trip is very dangerous. A white person couldn't take that journey with 50 dollars and nothing else but a back pack, sleeping outside and running fast.

I am out of shea butter cream, myself. My skin kind of hurts and  the winter inside dryness makes me a little dry.
So, I go to open a jar I once made with that weird rose co2 and I was thinking it would have bloomed enough by now to be nice it has..dang I wish I didn't spill that everywhere! I stunk all day man!
I was rosey and heavy patchouli and freeking ylang ylang.
It was ridiculous and I scared the new manager because even though I had changed my clothing, it reeked so hard on me. It should've been a hard penis not that ylang ylang which babe it has its place and puts pluto at guard so yea you need a dab of potion not a cup of potion.
I radiated and always will. Yesterday, was one of those times.la la la
. No wonder people make lemongrass soap.
Cheap and good! Honestly, I love all the oils and how powerful they are.
The ideas keep  rolling...





Friday, January 11, 2019

As Capricorn is in her prime all the time we should all find grace and attitude

Four planets in Capricorn and it seems like it will never end as my mother will say, "another cart of potatoes"
I do not know what she means by it but it is some old thing her people would say when one thing after another crops up and you have to fix it. it will all cost money and time. Know that.
It will all find your deepest longings to be reviewed.
 It will be sudden bursts of complete transformative joy and at the same time others will loose something that is a big part of them.
leaving the past behind you is something you cannot do unless you are in the present.
You must not dwell in past behaviors and past mistakes and let that cloud you in to who you are right now.
Four
Four planets in Capricorn!
Sheesh!
For me and other capricornian souls, man, we are used  to it. Fir others, their bad habits and constant negative behaviors have the best of them. There is not more them, only their constant whining and crying about the world they see on the tv.
For goodness sake, you can put the phone away..it is hard I now. By he way a Capricorn can bring confidence and strong intent gone amazing, think about that the only thing that should be  that hard is a penis. Everything else has a recipe and training your brain. If you want to learn about it. This is your time to do it. be a hermit, be a trained mind that can learn and change.
Saturn in Capricorn with Pluto means there are many  things more powerful and you. You must stay detached and remember that plutos power is your power too. Just a few zeros and you'll see.! I love you and me!.

New scrub sets coming up soon because I am so in love with the new way I can do some business and still remain true to myself.
Tea Tree and Clay Soap coming up and more eleppo because I found out that I can add a whole lot more laurel berry oil. wow!


Monday, January 7, 2019

flashes of insight and a reverence for whats is real

I was looking at the stars and wondering how I missed the capricorn new moon and all her followers including the sun all to bow to the lady! It should be  Ga Ga in my opinion but what do I care about hollywood and all its choices on what is cool or not.
Sun Moon Mercury Saturn Pluto in Capricorn  Mars in Aries, Uranus in Aries..  The moon has since moved on to aquarius)
That is one thing we all missed about this transit..saturn was right there, pouring so much reality down our throats so that we must just stop and face the darkness like a woman and not a pussy bitch..
ha ha ha rawerrr

Old lady calls..already rude before the call..ha .."do you have over 55 by ***ga food?"

" no we do not, they have been discontinued." I said in a calm dark voice as I am testy at night after hundreds of people want to talk to me about their divorce (oh yea, big time)or bad husbands that lead them to depression and self loathing enough that they go to a grocery store to make a friend in me who listens, I suppose..
"what!!" How long ago was this cancelled!!??"
I remained silent at least 5 seconds..because..I mean what difference does that make. they are not here lady, they are not here and will not be here, oh my god, what will you do not without those pills?
I did not say that!
"I am so sorry maam"))
Oh no, she called back for a manager who called me..lol (everytime)
The one upstairs who was from seafood originally and calls me to ask where we have the specific requests on the phone calls.
She was not even there yo! At home, 9 freaking thirty at night when we are about to close and she is all ruffled up about a vitamin..
Boohoo lady, really!
Eat a salad and go to bed. Even if I had them in stock, she would have not been able to get them till morning..so why the anxiety?
One reason is simple,
Humans use scapegoats to solve their emotional problems. that is the dark side of Saturn. You have so much dignity for your tradition of talking down to people that when you realize your plan will not work in modern times because silly, equal rights mean equal rights and your dignity means nothing with out the brain power to go with it. Plus Amazon is a cold cold machine that works with or without your support.
In other words..money does talk but that does not mean we will kiss your rotten ass just because you think you deserve to be mean and not be called out.
I won't call that lady out..she is one of hundreds I encounter daily..so many that maybe , yes, perhaps I am getting desensitised. It does feel kind of nice to get cold hearted at times.

Enjoy this saturnian overload for a while longer so that you can bite reality in the soft warm parts that smell like chypre' made by me, that bring joy and laughter like a cosmic wife would and might..
Ah, such earthly delights, that I will be greedy and fervent for  as much as I can, as much as there is for me..and you!


Friday, December 21, 2018

Merry christmas baby and happy new year too saturn in capricorn and three panets at pisces




Yes three..mars in Pisces is extreme and Neptune there makes things shady and I will say with Chiron, the news can get extreme. There is so much going on and I will also say, I worry for world leaders right now especially ours. It may seem like that guy is on a roll to self destruction or at least that is what the fake news tells us.
I wonder if anyone posting on Facebook, including myself  has any clue how government actually works. The one guy is not the one guy. I know that much and I can say I am excited about the new awareness our kids have. Like it or not, our culture and our civilization is changing and yes, sexuality has changed. Government will change.
It is evolution. I don't mind. Things are more fair now than they were even twenty years ago. Pot is legal now folks, you don't have to hide anymore..who whooo..lol
By 2020 women will be paid just like men..as it should be puta! As it should always have been.

Neptune in pisces is exalted and one must ponder at the creativity and utter skills this energy has brought. Especially for pisces. They are tying loose ends and each time they touch something, they know, if it is a keeper or is is clutter..we love our knick, knacks  I know, but neptune is about soft colors, respect for the shade and turquoise and gold melded in to a rust where iron being the last thing a star is left with explodes in to new dust..we are that old.. and you should attract more gold :)



Monday, December 17, 2018

how long did that last Moon Uranus








My lovely Tonie must be laughing at me because she knows me too well! LOL
Right now we are on a break because we both have too many life obligations with family and such and yet I know she is with me as I am with her. I love you my cosmic wife!
I have a few friends that have been with me for years now. People who are tight with me even though we have never met physically. I could name a handful honestly..it is all so good.
I am telling you this because I want you to know how high minded the company I keep and how smart too they are..she is, we are.

Moon Uranus today brings dirty secrets out and about in the family and I wonder if it is better not to know somethings.:) about family.
I will speak my mind, make no mistake.
I will not however, show up at my kids house causing drama and chaos.
I never will.

I am back on etsy for a very tight little menu.
So conceived because of the time constraints I am forced to abide by.
Also I think there is magic in "8"
Eight listings, perfect.
( I know that it is hard to for me to stay within that range because I am already scheming about the next soap..mmm, the next one..it will be olive oil again and I will not add laurel berry oil. Only olive. I only wish I had pits so I could make it super rustic. sigh..

I hope your week goes great with loads of good luck
do a wonderful  job and do't be a lazy fuk
nuck nuck nuck

eleneetha.etsy.com




Thursday, December 13, 2018

creating and what to make and when there is a whole lot of sagittarius going on

There is a whole lot of sagittarius going on.
It is my 12th house so there is going to be some pain and agony and having to go deeper in to myself. can I go any deeper though? How deep is deep? It is when you hide away all your murderous angst to be in grace.
There are many things you cannot control. You can control if you are cunning or have motivations that do not make people happy. You must bring happiness in to the room.. Let other be in grace of their own..you are not the boss of grace..bosses are hated..no no you are special..don't worry.:)

There is a higher path. That means you are more alone. That means deep events in your life bring sorrow. This is the time though to really boar in to the earth mountain of your brain and make a cave, dig out the dirt and stomp it to make a path for your self..one step forward, two steps back,,stomp, stomp, stomp..
Before you know it, you have made a road and those who walk on it have ease and open breezes..ha ha
The cave is figurative so please do not think me too pretentious.
stomp

Where is Sagittarius in your chart?
 No I will not read your chart.
Go to astro.com so you can see what is going on.
Go to Mystic Medusa and read some of her stuff.
She is expensive now though and that is why I did not  join some of her offerings. She gave me a free year once and it was great.

Sagittarius is about learning and cracking the whip on learning. Do not be too hasty, I am just saying. Your ferver, will be last week if you do not maintain some longitude and examine yourself before you speak of others
Too much talking.

1st house
Get cleaned up. Let go of old baggage. Get a hair cut and be free from carrying the load of others.

2nd house
money is tight and yet you value things and contentment may be in drawing a circle and remaining in deep contemplation/ What do you find precious?

3rd house
about fixing, painting and having parties..too much talking and being a dumb ass braggart..well, what?  make a swimming poor and get you a pool or a fountain so you can look at things real pretty from your big perfect window..remembering how wonderful your life has been so far. You could just complain while life passes you by. No? Okay!

4th house
it is somehow in my humble opinion about family  having to accept and determine to realize stability, real home values and mother and father issues..greed can be developing though family and siblings.Make things very clear and know your self.

5th
there are babies on the way I say. New ones unexpectedly. who is it this time, I do not know..It might be two they come in pairs..creating, laughing, dancing, singing like a child..too many sad songs though and well it is not always dancing. You should be more careful of the steep hills you rest on when it is raining.

6th
vegan now
vegan
not raw
vegan
I am glad you eat healthy, make me a dish and I will gobble it up. Look at your health and stop looking at other's plates so you can talk. I do not like mashed squash and creamed spinach  with almond milk. lol
cammon, I will make you roasted potatoes with olive oil and you will lick the plate and your fingers and then we can study the effects of co enzymes and how important methyl folate is.

7th house
yup the jackals have arrived and every one is busting to argue and fight you over things you may have said or not said. They seem to create their own wars in their mind and then, they project that to others.  They need to attach to someone because never are they simple or content. Put your hand up right in their face. That stops them in their tracks. Just say it! "You are too close!"
Yes, they will cry and stomp with out digging a cave of their own  to make a path..they want to stomp on your path and tell you how to dig..

8th house
Do not be so fervent about a new love affair. It take two years to get to know the real person
Your habits are getting expensive and there are inheritances and having to pay the government or you know all the legalities. Be fresh and be smart and do not go buying a yacht..ha

9th
all you hard work is paying off and your studies have gone well I hope. Do not bring your ego in to learning. Ask and talk about each question you might want to ask. be a learning machine so you can decide the best way to proceed. You new religion or cult that is so amazing and brings you such euphoric joy..you will find that everything is everything and there is nothing magical about it..it is only a divine mystery until exposed and we proceed to know more and more..magic is how you brain sparks new energy for each day and shut down while you sleep to travel to distant profund unknown areas of our existence..
be detached

10th house
money is different now
be detached and gracious
work is changing
do your best
people are watching you
they mean nothing, take care of your own and be a woman. there will be some strife but nothing you cannot handle. Be excellent. Be communicative and be a woman people will respect. If they do not know their boundaries, you can eat their face. xx


11th
they are not your friends dummy! Be smart and be detached. this may get weird but I know in my heart you will be just fine.
There are some very important things to remember. you might always be looking out side of  yourself for completion, something to shine about and be fulfilled about. Be careful that you are not reflecting your own inconsistencies. We want to mirror ourselves and yet..I feel like this is a time when you are not fitting in and no real companions can be found.
There might be glitches because you always pull away before you can actually do the
dive. I understand. What if you actually dive and it is fun util your  head smashes on concrete because you thought it was water..
Wake up, you were dreaming.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

they feel they can wait for you to change scorpio venus and mercury intrigue

If only they give you enough love and then we will see what you want and what they want will be really good, really, really good..and the same..
ha ha ha ha

That is a form of abuse so do not manipulate me or them  by saying you have done all these things and now I should behave or believe differently..?
dang man, people, who raised them, animals?
ha haha
I I were a Karamazov I would be Demitri, lol!

He could see how vile man is when given opportunities to be so.

nuff said..except for...

Venus in scorpio, late scorpio, when we finish some things and when we look at who and what we love.
 anxiety, jealousy and constant innuendos that that may bind together uncomfortable areas in the life..
there are remnants of the mercury retrograde all over the place because always the third one of the year goes more intense and let us say that humans have reached their grace limits and gong berzerker freaking out.
Don't freak out. Get your own life in order and no crazy sex with strangers, goll!
Also..:)
goddamit leave me the fuk alone with your shallow little problems and then bug ne on messenger about how you are good now, you have Jesus and you'd like to come over and brainstorm about that..Jesus huh? Have your lords, I am okay..I have had all the lords I can take honestly and one other thing, (I already turned it personal so I will spill)..
Do not pretend you are my friend and the pour you trauma on me. I am a fulfilled busy woman with no time for outside drama in my life, and especially about something you can easily live and love by. Also, do not compete with me..I will not compete. Take your crown and carry it like it matters. Let us see who sleeps better. I hope you do..I release you!
(me, always with crazy stalker types, yea?)

These are mundane  little traps we set for one another. Be the woman who can see from ten feet high
who perceives danger and knows where to hide
who can glide though task as if a surgeon or a spy
who can smile and tame the raging replies
do not cry
this is the perfect time to climb in to your shell and reply to your own mind
motivations rise
your heart fervent with joy and laughter
no expectations or rendezvous  everything warm grateful