astrology for the wicked during a retrograde deluge

The best thing about retrograde planets is that it is sumer and it is all good. the best thing about sumer is the fresh air.
The best thing about fresh air is the brains ability to relax and spread it s good methylated nutrients.
I want mine nice and salty..


Aries..it is time to realize the work ahead and be the rock star and organize and tackle of things which is what you are best at.


Taurus, let go of past disappointments because there is no justification for other people debacles and misfortunes. Turn these thoughts on your beauty and rare talent to construct art in your own profound way.

Gemini..yes people have been dicks to you. You seem to bring out some weird air now in people too stuffy for their own good. It is because you are a forward thinker and a little brash..hey man, you be you!

Cancer, I love you so much. Always the voice of reason and wisdom beyond your true years on this earth. I will follow you and love you and always listen with open mind.

Leo, bring it in! Bring and showcase your skills like a surgeon and like a boss. Be gracious and kind and do not think so highly of yourself that you create a wall of loneliness.

Virgo, when you do something too long, it does get boring. Move on and be ready for the next wave of your adventure, your journey.

Libra, your enthusiasm is limitless, carry on and be awesome always serving with a smile and always genuine and ready to delight and love your loved ones but good!

Scorpio, my scorpio, my beloved and my best friend. Moons count!

Sagittarius, are you finally ready to show a little compassion  about some things you may have been a bit callous about? I know..life hurts and you are no exception. No one is special.

Capricorn, if anyone can handle a retrograde it is you! Being alone is your forte and being a true salty and sexy whore  momma is what I love about you, my most smart and most wonderful companion on this rock! Miles away and years gone by and yet we connect through space and time!

Aquarius, bunny and hunny..you are a cosmic warrior and deserve happiness to go with all of your otherworldly explorations..enjoy your selections though!

Pisces, work hard, yes, kill yourself,  no! You always over do it and then suffer. You do not have to suffer and when someone is mean to you, instead of crying, say, "do not speak to me that way, please"
Just say it..make them feel the shame they try to impose on you! Moons count!